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Manifeste post-typographique
ou l’appel des formidables
Déjà Max donnait de la Vox pour clamer l’universalité de la typographie. Excoffon interpellait l’homme de la rue et insufflait dans ses bronches encrassées un Mistral salutaire. Le fougueux Boltana mettait les machines au diapason du génie de la main. L’infatigable Blanchard réinventait la carte du tendre où se mêlaient en infinis entrelacs signes, sons et sens.
Nous, VTF, rejetons intrépides de la génération Postscript, nous poursuivons, à la vitesse de l’électron, cet illustre cortège. Tel Spartacus, nous libérons les caractères du joug des règlements iniques et des conventions arbitraires ; tel Ben Hur sur un char gigantesque, nous accueillons amazones et auriges du script et, tous formidables, armés de hallebardes-bic et d’arbalètes à casseaux, coiffés d’un feutre à plumes de Bézier, nous défions sans plus tarder l’époque aguicheuse et palimpseste.
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J'ai trouve
comment me
teleporter,
le seul probleme
c'est que l'arrivee ne se fait
que dans mon lit
et toujours
quand je suis bourre
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Gulax
“So many people
ask how my mom
could possibly be a virgin,
but it's like
HELLO
have you seen her wardrobe?”
Jesus
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VICTORIANNA
Every night...
And every morn',
Some to misery are born.
Every morn' and every night,
Some are born to sweet delight.
Some are born to
ENDLESS NIGHT
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bluu
« Le costume était le costume classique du médecin : habit et pantalon
de drap noir, gilet de soie de même couleur, et sur la chemise
un gros diamant, présent de quelque rajah ou de quelque nabab.
Mais ces vêtements flottaient comme s'ils eussent été accrochés
à un portemanteau, et dessinaient des plis perpendiculaires que les fémurs
et les tibias du docteur cassaient en angles aigus lorsqu'il s'asseyait. »
Théophile Gautier, Avatar, 1856
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lment
So many people
ask how my mom
could possibly be
a virgin,
but it's like hello,
have you seen
her wardrobe?
Jesus
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lack
À LA LIMITE
DE LA LISIBILITÉ
ACTUELLE
ET BIEN INSTALLÉE
LACK ESSAIE DE POUSSER
LES LIMITES FORMELLES
DES SIGNES
DU LANGAGE
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Terminal Grotesque
Why is it so hard
for women to find men
that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men
already have
boyfriends.
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FengardoNeue&Black
Good afternoon,
and welcome to a packed
Olympic stadium, München…
And here come the Germans now,
led by their skipper,
“Nobby” Hegel.
They must surely start favorites this afternoon ;
they’ve certainly attracted the most attention
from the press with their team problems.
And let’s now see their line-up :
LEIBNITZ, I. KANT
HEGEL, SCHOPENHAUER
SCHELLING, BECKENBAUER, JASPERS, SCHLEGEL
WITTGENSTEIN
NIETZSCHE, HEIDEGGER
Beckenbauer obviously a bit of a surprise there.
Well there may be no score,
but there’s certainly no lack of excitement here.
As you can see, Nietzsche has just been booked for arguing with the referee.
He accused Confucius of having no free will,
and Confucius he say,
“Name go in book”.
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Blocus
The only
thing positive
in Africa
right now is
HIV
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kurtz
I never know
what to get for
Valentines day.
It’s so hard
to shop for myself.
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Daubenton
Si avoir le syndrome de Peter pan
c'est rêver de vivre sur une île,
uniquement entouré d'enfants,
alors j'ai ce syndrome.
Ouais. Oh ouais.
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BACKOUT
Les femmes
sont plus douées pour les enfants
et les hommes
pour la misogynie.
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Mourier
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boeticher
Si avoir le syndrome de Peter pan
c est rever de vivre sur une ile
uniquement entoure d enfants
alors j ai ce syndrome
Ouais oh ouais
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Aqualove
If a stranger
gives you drugs,
say thank you.
Because drugs
are expensive.
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bizmeud
J'AI PROPOSÉ À MAMIE
DE L'INSCRIRE SUR COPAINS D'AVANT.
ELLE M'A DIT
"PAS LA PEINE,
JE VAIS AU CIMETIÈRE CHAQUE SEMAINE"
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MrPixel
If a stranger
gives you drugs,
say thank you.
Because drugs
are expensive.
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tez ce juge blond au whisky qui
fume, ok ?! PORTEZ CE JUGE BLOND
AU WHISKY QUI FUME, OK ?!
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grotesk
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Rupture
A SLAB AND FIERCE
Typeface
designed by
Jérémy Landes-Nones
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I’m sick of bonsai trees being so small.
I’m going to try and develop
a thirty feet variety.
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"Will you walk a little faster?" said a whiting to a snail. "There's a porpoise close behind us, and he's treading on my tail. See how eagerly the lobsters and the turtles all advance! They are waiting on the shingle—will you come and join the dance? Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, will you join the dance? Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, won't you join the dance? "You can really have no notion how delightful it will be When they take us up and throw us, with the lobsters, out to sea!" But the snail replied "Too far, too far!" and gave a look askance— Said he thanked the whiting kindly, but he would not join the dance.
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Would not, could not, would not, could not, would not join the dance. Would not, could not, would not, could not, could not join the dance. '"What matters it how far we go?" his scaly friend replied. "There is another shore, you know, upon the other side. The further off from England the nearer is to France— Then turn not pale, beloved snail, but come and join the dance. Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, will you join the dance? Will you, won't you, will you, won't you, won't you join the dance?"
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montchauve
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Apres tout,
l’important c’est de participer,
comme me le disait souvent
ma prof d’EPS,
juste avant
de me cracher au visage.
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AIDER UN AVEUGLE À TRAVERSER
LUI FAIRE COUCOU DE LA MAIN
EN LE QUITTANT
SE TROUVER BETE
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distrikt
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Apres tout,
l’important c’est de participer,
comme me le disait souvent
ma prof d’EPS,
juste avant
de me cracher au visage.
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Cumque pertinacius ut legum gnarus accusatorem flagitaret atque sollemnia, doctus id Caesar libertatemque superbiam ratus tamquam obtrectatorem audacem excarnificari praecepit, qui ita evisceratus ut cruciatibus membra deessent, inplorans caelo iustitiam, torvum renidens fundato pectore mansit inmobilis nec se incusare nec quemquam alium passus et tandem nec confessus nec confutatus cum abiecto consorte poenali est morte multatus. et ducebatur intrepidus temporum iniquitati insultans, imitatus Zenonem illum veterem Stoicum qui ut mentiretur quaedam laceratus diutius.
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chaumont
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Mono
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Après tout,
l’important c’est de participer,
comme me le disait souvent
ma prof d’EPS,
juste avant
de me cracher au visage.
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hangul
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Apres tout,
l’important c’est de participer,
comme me le disait souvent
ma prof d’EPS,
juste avant
de me cracher au visage.
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format 1452
The problem with quotes
on the internet is that
it is hard to verify their authenticity.
Abraham Lincoln
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